Will Smith in Oldboy?

[David]

The South-Korean movie Oldboy directed by Chan-wook Park is now being remade by Steven Spielberg, and is to star Will Smith in the main role as Oh Dae-Sue. The first thing that comes to my mind is the cast of Fresh Prince in an asian setting. I'm not really gonna complain, I will just ignore the fact that the new Oldboy will be in any way connected to the previous. But what I do want to know is what people think this movie will be like. As I've already mentioned, I picture the entire cast of Fresh Prince in this movie. And Will Smith with long hair, and a hammer. The movie will also be intended for families, so all sex, and the plot twist will be removed. While the violence will be increased. Yeah... pretty much.

[nokotin]

Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I was imprisoned for 15 years

In South Korea born and raised
Seoul was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
Saw some siblings having sex outside the school
When some random stranger
Who was up to no good
Abducted me away from my neighborhood
He locked me in a room and left me there
That's how I got imprisoned, for fifteen years