Cucumber Religion

Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: Missionary on February 08, 2009, 04:22:55 PM



Title: The cucumbers of the world
Post by: Missionary on February 08, 2009, 04:22:55 PM
Hello this the first (head) Missionary of this religion and here I will look for all the cucumbers in the world and I want help from you too.

So lets start!


Title: Number one cucumber
Post by: Missionary on February 08, 2009, 04:26:15 PM
The number one cucumber is the cucumber lord...

We are not sure when it got created or if he always has existed... Or if it is a cucumber... Oh well

 (c) Cucumber lord for ever! (c)


Title: Re: The cucumbers of the world
Post by: Missionary on February 08, 2009, 04:29:11 PM
The second cucumber is an English cucumber, its the most common cucumber and people eat it all over the world...

Its about 20cm-30cm long and is known for adding it to the sandwich.

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Third one would be a pickle... The pickle was created by a short cucumber dipped in something sour like vinegar this was discovered about 4400 years ago in India.


Title: Re: The cucumbers of the world
Post by: nokotin on February 08, 2009, 04:33:13 PM
The next cucumber class is the retard cucumbers. They exist in parts of India and are sphere shaped. No one really likes them. They are ofter reffered to as "dosakai.
(http://www.johnwise.com/blog/i/BLOG_050129200639_PST2B/Image/2008/June/20080608_IMG_2659.jpg)


Title: Fourth
Post by: Missionary on February 08, 2009, 04:36:38 PM
Thanks admin, I tasted one of those they were okay but not as good as a Mediterranean these cucumbers are like an oversized English cucumber although they are way more expensive.


Title: Some cucumbers are fruit?
Post by: Missionary on February 08, 2009, 04:41:08 PM
Believe it or not some cucumbers are fruit they arent that tasty and its doesnt look that good we call them genus Musa cucumbers they are common in africa.


Title: next cucumber
Post by: Missionary on February 08, 2009, 04:52:28 PM
is Marketmore Ridge cucumber these are small and fat so i've heard the are nearly black.


Title: Re: The cucumbers of the world
Post by: nokotin on February 08, 2009, 04:53:31 PM
Shit your beating my post count. Though this is because you are double posting. Which reminds me... I have yet to form a  policy on that matter. Should it be allowed or not? I've actually never minded it that much.

Edit: Maybe you should work on your spelling. It is possible to edit posts by the way.


Title: Re: The cucumbers of the world
Post by: Missionary on February 08, 2009, 04:56:07 PM
Well admin sorry but it takes some time to find the information of cucumbers and I hate looking for the edit button.


Title: Re: The cucumbers of the world
Post by: nokotin on February 08, 2009, 05:05:58 PM
It's OK that you're double posting, for now anyway, but I'd like to see posts with at least decent spelling and grammar. So if you cold edit your posts so that they are somewhat understandable then that would be nice.

Edit: The edit button is called "modify"


Title: Cucumber
Post by: Missionary on February 08, 2009, 05:15:21 PM
Another cucumber is the cucumber of Florida which was traded for loads of other resources in the 19th century.

EDIT:

um... You do realise that you have written a few spelling mistakes?


Title: Re: Cucumber
Post by: nokotin on February 08, 2009, 05:27:11 PM
Quote
is Marketmore Ridge cucumber these are small and fat so i've heard the are nearly black.
is?

um... You do realise that you have written spelling a few mistakes?
Enlighten me and "written spelling a few mistakes" lol wut?


Title: Re: The cucumbers of the world
Post by: Missionary on February 08, 2009, 05:30:50 PM
Dude the first quote you had to see the title it said "next cucumber" and I corrected the second quote already...


Title: Re: The cucumbers of the world
Post by: Missionary on April 06, 2009, 06:15:57 PM
The squash...

The squash grows in Mexico, native america and in europe. The squash is related to the cucumber but personally I dont like it. There are mulitple squash, divided to two different groups, summer squash and winter squash.


Title: muskmelon/cucumber
Post by: Missionary on April 06, 2009, 06:21:34 PM
The muskmellon is as related to the cucumer as squash this however only grows in southern europe and in different languages it called "gardenmelon-lemonmelon-cucumbermelon.
(http://www.gardencityseeds.net/images/MuskmelonHeader2007.jpg)


Title: dna truth
Post by: Missionary on April 06, 2009, 06:29:30 PM
Actually human and everything else shares around 75% of the dna so we are actually all a little bit cucumber....

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Title: Re: The cucumbers of the world
Post by: David on September 20, 2009, 02:15:49 PM
There is more than one cucumber lord, and we can with high certainty say that these are not cucumbers. While the one true god of the cucumber is a cucumber, but can take any form. Please refrain from posting blasphemy.